《老友记》菲比所有唱过的雷人歌词

【A SONG THAT MEANS A LOT TO PHOEBE】I made a man with eyes of coalAnd a smile so bewitchin'How was I supposed to knowThat my mom was dead in the kitchenLa la la la la la la la la la la...【BABIES】They're tiny an chubby and so sweet to touchBut soon they'll grow up and resent you so muchNow they're yelling at you and you don't know whyYou cry and you cry and you cryAnd you cry and you cry and you cry【BARNYARD ANIMALS】Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"Then the farmer hits him on the head and grids him upAnd that's how we get hamburgersNowwwwwwwww chickens!【BI-SEXUALS】Sometimes me love womenAnd sometimes men love menAnd then they are bi-sexualsThough some just say they're kidding themselvesLa la la la la la la la la la.....【BLACKOUT】New York City has no powerAnd the milk is getting sourBut to me that is no scaryCause I stay away from dairyLa la la la la la...【CRAZY UNDERWEAR】Crazy underwear creeping up my buttCrazy underwear always in a rutCrazy underwear...【CRUSTY OLD MAN】...And the crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'And the rest rats played maracas.【DON'T】There'll be times when you get olderWhen you'll want to sleep with peopleJust to make them like youBut DON'T, causeThat's another thing that you don't wanna doThat's another thing that you don't wanna do.【DOUBLE-JOINTED BOY】He was a double, double, double-jointed boy【GRANDPARENTS】Now grandma's a person who everyone likesShe brought you a train and a bright shiny bikeBut lately she hasn't been coming to dinnerAnd last time you saw her, she looked so much thinerNow, your mom and your dad said she moved to PeruBut the truth is she died, and someday you will tooLa la la la la la la la la la...【HOLIDAY SONG】Went to the store, sat on Santa's lapAsked him to bring my friends all kinds of crapSaid all you need is to write them a songNow you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing alongNo don't sing alongMonica, Monica, have a Happy HanukkahSaw Santa Claus, he said hello to RossAnd please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwwyAnd Rachel and Chandler..... hander!【IN THE SHOWER】I'm in the shower and I'm writing a songStop me if you've heard itMy skin is soapy and my hair is wetAnd tegrin spelled backward is nirgit.Lather, rinse, repeatLather, rinse, repeatLather, rinse, repeatAs needed.【JINGLE BITCH】Jingle bItch screwed me overGo to hell jingle whoreGo to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell【LITTLE FETUS】Are you in there little fetus?In nine months will you come greet us?I will buy you some Adidas【LITTLE TONY TARZAN】Little Tony TarzanSwinging on an nose hairSwinging with the greatest of ease...【LOVE】Love is sweet as summer showers,Love is a wondrous work of art,But your love oh your love, your love...Is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy she says) Thank you.La-la-la-la...ohhh!【MY COMA GUY】You don't have to be awake to be my manAs long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand.Though we just met the other dayThere's something I have go to say...【MOTHER'S ASHES】My mother's ashes,Even her eyelashes,Are resting in a little, yellow jar.And sometimes when it's breezy,Or if I'm feeling sneezy,And now I...(noizy boys interruption)【ODE TO CHILDREN】They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.Soon they'll grow up to resent you so much.Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.You cry and you cry and you cry.【PARADING GOATS】Parading down the street.Parading goats are parading,Leaving little treats.【PAPER MACHÉ MAN】(three snaps)I, I'm still waiting for my paper maché man【SMELLY CAT】Smelly cat, smelly catWhat are they feeding you?Smeely cat, smeely catIt's not your faultThey won't take you to the vetYou're obviously not their favourite petYou may not be a bed of rosesAnd you're no friend to those with noses【TEPHANIE】Stephanie knows all the chords!【STICKY SHOES】My favoutire shoesSo good to meWear them everydayDown at the heel,Holes in the toeDon't care what people sayMy feet's best friend,Pals to the endWith them I'm one hot chickyThough late one nightNot much lightI stepped in something ickySticky shoes,Sticky shoesAlways makes me smileSticky shoes,Sticky shoesNext time I'll avoid the pile【TERRY'S A JERK】Terry's a jerk!And he won't let me work!And I hate Central Perk!(...)And you're all invited to bite me！【THE 66 COLORS OF MY BEDROOM】...fuschia and mauveThose are the 66 colors of my bedroom【THEY FOUNDED THEIR BODIES】And they found their bodies the very next dayThey found their bodies the very next day...【TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT】There was a girl we'll call BettyAnd a guy let's call him NeilNow, I can't stress this point too stronglyThis story isn't real...Now our Neil must decideWho will be the girl that he casts aside?Will Betty be the one who he loves trulyOr will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?He must decide, he must decideEven though I made him up, he must decide.【WHEN I PLAY】When I play I play for meI don't need your charity!