双语对照 - 女性十大口头禅

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10 Words Women Use - Project Wedding

10 Words Women Use

By Pastor Burgos

(1)  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are    

     right and you need to shut up.

(2)  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

    minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes  

    to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)  Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually

    end in Fine.

(4)  Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It !    

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

     misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

     wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you

     about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

      can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

      before deciding how much and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: She is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're

     welcome and walk slowly away. (I want to add in a clause here - This is

     true, unless she says, "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is

     not thanking you at all. (DO NOT  say, "you're welcome" ... that will 

     bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever:  This is her way of telling you that you have made a mistake.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

     this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

     now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's

     wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

(10) You said: This is when a woman comes out with a transcript of every

      word and comment you’ve ever made. She never forgets! – Run!

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女性十大口头禅

女性十大口头禅
文/  汤姆•布尔戈斯牧师

       一位人类行为学家曾说：人类有两种表情，一种是脸上所呈现的表情，另一种是说话时传达给对方的信息。如下是汤姆•布尔戈斯牧师为男性总结的女性十大口头禅。

1、Fine.（好吧。）
当女人觉得她是对的而你该闭嘴的时候，她经常会用这个词来结束争吵。

2、Five minutes.（五分钟就好。）
如果她正在换衣服，其含义是半小时。如果她给你5分钟的时间看球赛然后帮她整理房间的时候，那么5分钟就是5分钟而已。

3、Nothing.（没什么。）
这是暴风雨前的平静。其通常意味着事情将变得糟糕。两性之间的争吵通常以“没什么”开头，以“好吧”结尾。

4、Go ahead.（往下说。）
这是一种激将法，而不是准许。千万不要那么干！

5、Loud Sigh（大声叹气）
它通常是被男性误解的一种非言语表达。大声叹气意味着她认为你是“小白”，而且奇怪她为什么会站在那里浪费时间与你白费口舌。（请参照第三条“没什么”）

6、That's Okay.（还好。）
女人对男人所能说出的最危险的话之一就是that's okay。“还好”意味着她在报复你所做过的事之前要好好地想上一段时间。从某种程度上来说，你很快就会碰到非常大的麻烦了。

7、Thanks.（谢谢）
当她说谢谢时，不用怀疑，也不用晕倒。你只需说“不用谢”，然后慢慢走开。（这里我想多说一句。这是真的，除非她说“多谢”。这就完全是挖苦了，她并不是在感谢你。这时千万不要说“不用谢”，否则将导致“你什么意思”。）

8、Whatever.（你什么意思。）
这是她告诉你已经犯错的方式。

9、Don't worry about it, I got it.（别担心，我知道了。）
这是另一种危险陈述。通常是女人已多次告知男人要做某事，但此时却是她自己在做。稍后男人便会问“怎么了？”女人对此的反应请参阅第三条。

10、You said:（这是你说的）
当她宣布你曾说过某话时就会来这一句。她不是那么轻易会忘记的！快闪！