我们家的黑猫丢了 让设计师设计的寻猫启示
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我们家的黑猫丢了 让设计师设计的寻猫启示
背景是,某人(Shannon Walkley,以下称“乡农”)丢了只猫拜托设计师朋友(David Thorne,以下称“大痿”)给他做个寻猫海报 于是两人之间囧囧有神的的邮件往来开始了...
对了,那猫叫Missy,以下就称“咪细”吧
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: 大痿
Subject: Poster
大痿啊!我家咪细昨天跑出去就不见了,你看着办给我做个寻猫启示吧!我就你一个设计师朋友,只能靠你啦!!
这是我家咪细,我就那么一张照片,你给做一下吧!!
万谢万谢!
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From:大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Poster
虽然老子手里还有一堆活,不过,我现在就给你弄这个东西,兄弟的事,一定要挺的!!!
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Poster
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From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster
啊呀,乡农啊!我啥时候说过不喜欢猫了呢?有一次我去个party,花了老价钱买了双G-star的靴子,妈的老贵了!!!不过我太喜欢了,所以虽然小了2个号我还是买了。那么小的鞋,我连袜子都不能穿,连脚趾甲都剪了……
那地方很近,我就走过去了,到那里的时候他妈的脚都没知觉了,我啪得一声摔在一个人身上,饮料洒他一身,那哥们儿就冲过来打了我一顿……妈的你为了条美特斯邦威至于么!!!
后来,这哥们儿坐到个猫上面,那猫一下子就怒了,乱搞一气还在那人脑袋上洒了泡尿!!啊哈哈哈哈哈,太解气了!那个猫我喜欢!
那个寻猫启示做出来了,不要谢我哦!
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
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From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
乡农!我好歹也干了几年设计师了!我原本以为你是很理解我的!
告诉你吧,我们不欢迎你这种建议,就像我不会去你家教你怎么发邮件、怎么翻墙。
哎,算了,都那么多年朋友了,就帮你改下吧
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
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From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster
我就要五样东西:照片,“咪细”,“LOST”,我电话,啥时候走丢的。
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From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: 乡农
Subject: Awww
满足你!
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Awww
我日,这是谁家的鬼猫……我不给你咪细的照片了么。。。
(PS:看到这里我毫无节制的喷了)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Awww
而且,要是有人打电话给你说:“我没看见这只橘毛的,我就看见有只黑白相间的被车碾过,断了后脚,你就可以拒绝他,能省老大一笔钱啊!!
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww
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Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
妈的我哪来着2000刀啊!你卖了我得了。。。
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From:大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
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Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww你就不能别管有没有赏金了啊…………求你了,我就剩10分钟了。。。
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From: 大痿
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: 乡农
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
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From: 乡农
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: 大痿
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww
就这样吧,我认了……
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 哈哈,娱乐一下,太搞笑了