戏说美国老师

轻松一下，乐一乐吧，愿意的话翻译翻译看看。You know you are a teacher if...
You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
 
You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
You walk into a store and hear words ”It’s Ms/Mr._______” and know you have been spotted.
You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items.
You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside. (据说full moon“满月”孩子的表现会很坏.  )
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.(Ritalin是最常用治ADHD多动症的药 )
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
You want to choke a person when he or she says "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
 
You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after meeting his or her parents!
 
 
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.