神马文学网比点（经典扑克笑话)
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帕米拉安德森（某位知名封面女郎）和英国女王伊丽莎白二世死在了同一天。当他们来到天堂的门口，上帝拦住她们，说是这里只剩下一个空位。帕米拉一听，决定露出双峰诱惑上帝。上帝看了一眼，说道“好美”。帕米拉连忙追问：“那是不是我可以留下了呢？”上帝扭头瞥了一瞥正在角落做着灌肠的女王，然后转过头来对帕米拉说了一句：“对不起，皇家同花顺什么时候都比对子大。
Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left. Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice." "Does that mean I‘m in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner. He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, aroyal flush always beats a pair."
Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left. Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice." "Does that mean I‘m in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner. He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, aroyal flush always beats a pair."