如何拒绝异性搭讪 经典 ZT

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女生版:

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

Girl: Actually I‘d rather have the money.(不必,我宁愿要你买饮料的钱。)



Boy: Can I have your name?(我能请教你的名字吗?)

Girl: Why? Don‘t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有名字吗?故意把上句中的have当作“有”来理解)



Boy: I‘m a photographer. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

Girl: I‘m a plastic surgeon. I‘ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)



Boy: Haven‘t I seen you some place before?(我好象以前在什么地方见过你?)

Girl: Yes. That‘s why I don‘t go there anymore.(是的。这就是我不再去那个地方的原因。)



Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

Girl: Sorry. I‘m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)



Boy: I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

Girl: Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)



Boy: May I hold your hand? (我能牵着你的手吗?)

Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy. (不用了,我自己能拿的动。)



Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice? (我们以前有过一两次约会吧?)

Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice. (肯定只有一次,我从不会犯两次同样的错误。)

 

 

男生版:

girl:!@¥#*&#(……¥)&%#%¥@%!¥#%!

 

boy:我很穷