神马文学网超搞笑的英文翻译
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1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我冇到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D颜色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲动 。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海 。
22 How senior are you?
你算老几?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你讲乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我惊你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
鱼皮 。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
28 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界 。
32 Big tea rice
大茶饭 。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 Old dot.
老点
37 One old water
一旧水
38 I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一条龙服务
41 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
42 You jump building.
你跳楼啦。
43 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
44 I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你ar!
45 Collect skin
收皮
46 Collect father
收爹
47 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
48 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
49 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
50 Eight woman
八婆
51 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
52 What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?
53 A dog of eating dung
食屎狗
54 A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼 1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。 19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我冇到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see.
我俾D颜色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .
蠢蠢欲动 。
21 People mountain people sea .
人山人海 。
22 How senior are you?
你算老几?
23 What the ghost are you talk?
你讲乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.
我惊你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
鱼皮 。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
28 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界 。
32 Big tea rice
大茶饭 。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 Old dot.
老点
37 One old water
一旧水
38 I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一条龙服务
41 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
42 You jump building.
你跳楼啦。
43 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
44 I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你ar!
45 Collect skin
收皮
46 Collect father
收爹
47 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
48 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
49 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
50 Eight woman
八婆
51 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
52 What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?
53 A dog of eating dung
食屎狗
54 A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼 1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 6． you me you me 彼此彼此 7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。 19．as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！ 20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸