趣图欣赏

来源:百度文库 编辑:神马文学网 时间:2024/04/28 10:01:53
       我老公不在家,过来呀!

当了一年的官才捞到这么 一点 ,可惜呀!
    当了二年的官才有这么 一点成绩 ,继续努力!                    时速180 。
                                                                                  斗得过我吗?
                                                                                              百发百中

                                                                               回答问题,不要看我?
                                                 穷呀…穷…穷到就剩下这些东西了!
                                                   你这小布什,无情无义,还记得我吗?
                                                                  小子,看我怎样收拾你!
                                                                                        吃它二口,不吃白不吃?
                                                                                          什么味道呀?吃了白吃!
                                                                                     想分手,没那么容易?


                                                                                                        无题
                                                                    别…别…街上人多,求求你了!
                                                                                                   哥们,来!
                                                                                                       默哀……!
                                                                                           用力踩一下,可以吗?

听说萨达姆的妹妹在征婚……
                                                    最新隆胸技术,已申请国家发明专利!
                                                                                           枪杆子里面出政权
                                                                                           外面的世界好精采啊                                                                                                                          宝贝,包包好吃吗?
                                                                                                            爱情啊!爱情!

友谊第一,比赛第二。
                                                                                             认真学习代表三个
                            国家最新发明专利产品,目前还没有市场。                                                                        快打110呀,包包发生地震了!                                              大家看呀! 这是我的女朋女!
                                                                            对不起,不是有意的!                                                                                      味道好极了                                                                                                   靓女?何苦呢?
                                                                                      什么叫做共赢?
                                                                              借用一下,好吗  ?                                                                              包了二奶还要包三奶?
                                                                                               谁怕谁呀?                                                                              手机新功能的用途。

日子难过啊!
                                                                                       …… 好大呀!
    
问答题:柱子是方的还是圆的?                                                   美女?这叫什么功夫呀  !
                                                                            你… 你…这王八蛋?
                                                            举起手来,不许动!
                                                                     摄影技术

你妈妈怎么还没有回来呀?

摄影技术
                                                                                                    时速180 。
                                                                                  斗得过我吗?
                                                                                              百发百中

                                                                               回答问题,不要看我?
                                                 穷呀…穷…穷到就剩下这些东西了!
                                                   你这小布什,无情无义,还记得我吗?
                                                                  小子,看我怎样收拾你!
                                                                                        吃它二口,不吃白不吃?
                                                                                          什么味道呀?吃了白吃!
                                                                                     想分手,没那么容易?


                                                                                                        无题
                                                                    别…别…街上人多,求求你了!
                                                                                                   哥们,来!
                                                                                                       默哀……!
                                                                                           用力踩一下,可以吗?

听说萨达姆的妹妹在征婚……
                                                    最新隆胸技术,已申请国家发明专利!
                                                                                           枪杆子里面出政权
                                                                                           外面的世界好精采啊                                                                                                                          宝贝,包包好吃吗?
                                                                                                            爱情啊!爱情!

友谊第一,比赛第二。
                                                                                             认真学习代表三个
                            国家最新发明专利产品,目前还没有市场。                                                                        快打110呀,包包发生地震了!                                              大家看呀! 这是我的女朋女!
                                                                            对不起,不是有意的!                                                                                      味道好极了                                                                                                   靓女?何苦呢?
                                                                                      什么叫做共赢?
                                                                              借用一下,好吗  ?                                                                              包了二奶还要包三奶?
                                                                                               谁怕谁呀?                                                                              手机新功能的用途。

日子难过啊!
                                                                                       …… 好大呀!
    
问答题:柱子是方的还是圆的?                                                   美女?这叫什么功夫呀  !
                                                                            你… 你…这王八蛋?
                                                            举起手来,不许动!
                                                                     摄影技术

你妈妈怎么还没有回来呀?

摄影技术