我敢保证他一定告诉你我超速了

       A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:               officer: May I see your driver's license?                 Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.               officer:May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?                    Driver: It's not my car, I stole it .                officer: The car is stolen?                      Driver:  That's right, But come to think of it , I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.             officer: There's a gun in the glove box?                    Driver:  Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.              officer : There's a boby in the trunk?!?!?                    Driver: Yes, sir.                   Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.        The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:                 Captain: Sir, can I see your license?                     Driver: Sure, here it is ... It was valid.                 Captain: Who's car is this?                      Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card....The driver owned the car.                  Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?                        Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it..... Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.                  Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?  I was told you said there's a body in it.                          Driver: No problem.....  Trunk is opened,no body.                   Captain: I don't understand it . The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.                          Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.