2.A Teenager‘s Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork

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A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines for Doing Schoolwork
有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针
My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.
Fifteen minutes looking for assignment;
Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment;
Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers;
Eight minutes in the bathroom;
Ten minutes getting a snack;
Seven minutes checking the TV Guide;
Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment;
Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.


课文词汇
guideline      指导方针
policy         政策
per            每
assignment     作业
mean           低劣的
snack          小吃
TV guide       电视指南


课文译文
我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。
花十五分钟找作业；
花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业；
花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌，为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子；
花八分钟在洗手间里；
花十分钟找小吃；
花七分钟查看电视节目预告；
花六分钟告诉父母，老师从没解释过所布置的作业；
花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业。


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● My school had a policy about ...;Student should not spend more ...ninety minutes
per...doing homework.This is how I use the ...for my work.
● Fifteen minutes...for assignment ;
● Eleven minutes calling ...for the assignment;
● Twenty three minutes explaineng why the teacher is...and does not like ...
● Eight minutes in the ...
● Ten minutes getting a ...
● Seven minutes checking the TV
● Six minutes telling my ...that the teacher never... the assignment ;
● Ten minutes sitting at the kitchen ...waiting for Mom or Dad to do the ...
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