笑的肚子疼的英文笑话

需要指出的是:胡(who)和谁(who)同音, 是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔(Yassir)同音, 咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音, 赖斯和大米是一个词Rice.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
(场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
George: Great. Let's hear it.
布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
George: That's what I want to know.
布什:这就是我要知道的
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: I mean the fellow's name.
布什:我是说那个人的名字
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The guy in China.
布什: 那个在中国的人
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The new leader of China.
布什:中国的新领导人!
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The Chinese!
布什:那个中国人!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
George: Now what you asking me for?
布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
Condi: That's the man's name.
赖斯:就是那人的名字
George: That's whose name?
布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
Condi: Yes sir.
赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
Condi: That's correct.
赖斯：没错
George: Then who is in China?
布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir is in China?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
Condi: No, sir.
赖斯：不，长官
George: Then who is?
布什：那么谁（胡）在？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir?
布什：亚瑟尔？
Condi: No, sir
赖斯：不，长官.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get m
e the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会知道
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, thanks.
布什：不，谢谢
Condi: You want Kofi?
赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
George: No.
布什：不！！
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
Condi: Call who?
赖斯：给谁打？
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
George: Will you stay out of China?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at the U.N!
布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
(Condi picks up the phone.)
（赖斯拿起电话）
Condi: Rice here
赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧！