神马文学网很有趣的新熊猫图片
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Some New Panda Pictures Is it any wonder the world has fallen in love with these animals. The captions are very clever.爱上世间这些动物又有什么好奇怪的。非常聪明的标题。
Mum? Can you come and get me down now? 妈妈呢?你能过来帮我下来了吗?
I'm not coming out.
You'll have to come in and get me. 我不来了。
你会来接我。
Kung Fu Panda...bring it on! 《功夫熊猫》……,来吧!
On the count of three.... lift! 在统计中三....电梯!
Does this log make my bottom look fat? 记录下我的胖吗?
Betcha can't see me..... 我打赌看不见我……
Oops! Slight miscalculation.
哎呀!轻微的误判。
You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit. 你走。我只想呆在这儿休息一点点。
It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot!
It was just sitting here, I swear it! 这不是我!我没有偷这个笋!
它只是坐在这儿,我发誓!
I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom. 我会给你2秒下车.
我或我打电话给妈妈。
Pardon me but do you have a napkin? 对不起,请问你有餐巾纸吗?
Lousy paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please? 烂狗仔队!我们可以有一个小隐私吗?
Dear Martha Stewart:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy back side... 亲爱的玛莎·斯图尔特。
我有这棕色斑点在我的好,白色毛茸茸的背面……
Shhhh! I'm reviewing... Shhhh !我回顾……
I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me? 我不能相信我困在这棵树了。
什么问题?
I'm sure there's a way out somewhere.
I saw an ant go this way yesterday. 我确信我们的出自某处。
昨天我看见一只蚂蚁走这条路。
Pandas looking for lost earrings.... 熊猫寻找丢失的耳环....,
Absolutely nothing accomplished.
The perfect day for a panda... 毫无意义的成就。
一只熊猫完美的一天,……
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... 原谅我吧父亲,因为我得罪了……
SEND THIS TO SOME ONE WHO NEEDS A SMILE会心一笑
Mum? Can you come and get me down now? 妈妈呢?你能过来帮我下来了吗?
I'm not coming out.
You'll have to come in and get me. 我不来了。
你会来接我。
Kung Fu Panda...bring it on! 《功夫熊猫》……,来吧!
On the count of three.... lift! 在统计中三....电梯!
Does this log make my bottom look fat? 记录下我的胖吗?
Betcha can't see me..... 我打赌看不见我……
Oops! Slight miscalculation.
哎呀!轻微的误判。
You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit. 你走。我只想呆在这儿休息一点点。
It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot!
It was just sitting here, I swear it! 这不是我!我没有偷这个笋!
它只是坐在这儿,我发誓!
I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom. 我会给你2秒下车.
我或我打电话给妈妈。
Pardon me but do you have a napkin? 对不起,请问你有餐巾纸吗?
Lousy paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please? 烂狗仔队!我们可以有一个小隐私吗?
Dear Martha Stewart:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy back side... 亲爱的玛莎·斯图尔特。
我有这棕色斑点在我的好,白色毛茸茸的背面……
Shhhh! I'm reviewing... Shhhh !我回顾……
I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me? 我不能相信我困在这棵树了。
什么问题?
I'm sure there's a way out somewhere.
I saw an ant go this way yesterday. 我确信我们的出自某处。
昨天我看见一只蚂蚁走这条路。
Pandas looking for lost earrings.... 熊猫寻找丢失的耳环....,
Absolutely nothing accomplished.
The perfect day for a panda... 毫无意义的成就。
一只熊猫完美的一天,……
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... 原谅我吧父亲,因为我得罪了……
SEND THIS TO SOME ONE WHO NEEDS A SMILE会心一笑