神马文学网英国学生超搞的试卷答案
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下面是去年英国普通中学教育考试的题目。这些真实回答来自16岁的孩子，不是很聪明但是很娱乐，仅仅是16岁奥。Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar 问：四季的名称？ 答：盐、胡椒粉、芥末和醋。 Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire 问：露水是怎么形成的？ 答：阳光照射使得叶子分泌出来的。 Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
问：潮汐怎么形成的： 答：潮汐是月亮和地球打架的结果。水希望流向月亮，因为月亮没有水，但是地球憎恨真空。我想太阳也参与了。
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election 问：在一个民主社会里，选举有多重要？ 答：非常重要。当一个男人选举后，他只能和一个人做爱。
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
问：什么是胆固醇？ 答：胆固醇能够保持地毯仍然留在楼上。
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery 问：当一个男孩到了青春期会发生什么？ 答：他将和他的童年说再见并期待第一次。
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death 问：举出一个由吸烟导致的疾病？ 答：早逝
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
问：人工受精是什么意思？ 答：一个农民替代奶牛。
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
问：什么方法延缓牛奶变酸？ 答：保存在奶牛那里。
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
问：什么是腓骨？ 答：一小谎言 Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
问：给出剖腹产的定义？ 答：罗马的一个地区
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
问：什么是夺取？ 答：一个罗马皇帝
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
问：什么是一绝症 答：当您是病在机场。
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar 问：四季的名称？ 答：盐、胡椒粉、芥末和醋。 Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire 问：露水是怎么形成的？ 答：阳光照射使得叶子分泌出来的。 Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
问：潮汐怎么形成的： 答：潮汐是月亮和地球打架的结果。水希望流向月亮，因为月亮没有水，但是地球憎恨真空。我想太阳也参与了。
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election 问：在一个民主社会里，选举有多重要？ 答：非常重要。当一个男人选举后，他只能和一个人做爱。
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
问：什么是胆固醇？ 答：胆固醇能够保持地毯仍然留在楼上。
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery 问：当一个男孩到了青春期会发生什么？ 答：他将和他的童年说再见并期待第一次。
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death 问：举出一个由吸烟导致的疾病？ 答：早逝
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
问：人工受精是什么意思？ 答：一个农民替代奶牛。
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
问：什么方法延缓牛奶变酸？ 答：保存在奶牛那里。
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
问：什么是腓骨？ 答：一小谎言 Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
问：给出剖腹产的定义？ 答：罗马的一个地区
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
问：什么是夺取？ 答：一个罗马皇帝
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
问：什么是一绝症 答：当您是病在机场。