我敢保证他一定告诉你我超速了
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. officer:May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car, I stole it . officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right, But come to think of it , I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. officer : There's a boby in the trunk?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure, here it is ... It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card....The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it..... Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem..... Trunk is opened,no body. Captain: I don't understand it . The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.