2009雷人双语语录

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1. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。
我的优点是:我很帅;而我的缺点是:我帅得不明显。
2. I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。
我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
3. It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。
谈钱不伤感情,但是谈感情最伤钱。
4. There are two things that I could not do in my life--I could not do this and I could not do that。
我这辈子只有两件事不会去做——这也不做,那也不做。
5. The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back。
人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。
6. We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology。
不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技。