令人哭笑不得的临终遗言

来源:百度文库 编辑:神马文学网 时间:2024/03/29 04:10:42
  The death bed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,in many cases, humor。
  人之将死,其言也真,有时候还会带点幽默。
  1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
  原谅我,先生。我不是故意这样做的。
  Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the  guillotine。
  出自: 玛丽·安托瓦内特王后,她上断头台的时候,不小心踩了刽子手一脚。
  2. I cant sleep
  我睡不着。
  Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
  3. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrows paper? ‘French Fries!
  嗨,伙计们!明天的报纸头条这样写怎样:“法式炸薯条”!