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1、We two who and who?
  咱俩谁跟谁阿
  2、how are you?how old are you?
  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  3、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
  4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
  brothers ! together up !
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  5、hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  6、you me you me
  彼此彼此
  7、You Give Me Stop!!
  你给我站住!
  8、know is know noknow is noknow
  知之为知之,不知为不知 …
  9、WATCH SISTER
  表妹
  10、dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  11、American Chinese not enough
  美中不足
  12、one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  车祸现场描述
  13、heart flower angry open
  心花怒放
  14、go past no mistake past
  走过路过,不要错过
  15、小明: I am sorry!
  老外: I am sorry too!
  小明: I am sorry three!
  老外: What are you sorry for?
  小明: I am sorry five! 
  16、If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条
  17、I call Li old big。to year 25。
  我叫李老大,今年25 。
  18、you have two down son。
  你有两下子。
  19、as far as you go to die
  有多远,死多远!! ! !
  20、I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 
  21、No three no four
  不三不四
  22、people mountain people sea
  人山人海
  23、long time no see
  好久不见
  24、power line
  电源线
  25、morning three night four
  朝三暮四
  26、want money no ,want life one!
  要钱不给,要命一条
  27、money or life?
  要钱还是要命
  28、wang eight eggs
  王八蛋
  29、ten three point
  十三点
  30、no care three seven two ten one
  不管三七二十一
  31、Play a big knife before guangong
  关公面前耍大刀
  32、Play an ax before luban
  班门弄斧
  33、we are brothers,who and who ah!
  咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!
  34、good dood study,day day up
  好好学习,天天向上!
  35、you ask me,i ask who?
  你问我,我去问谁?
  36、以下是最经典的一句:
  I’ll give you some color to see see
  我要给你点颜色看看