神马文学网《美国偶像》评委的损人语录
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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
You have just invented a new form of torture.
你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
You killed my favorite.
我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。